It's no secret that the reality craze has turned TV
programming on its side: cheap shows garnering mega ratings means
that now everyone's trying to get into the lucrative reality TV biz.
In April ABC's 20/20 -- yes the 'news' magazine
20/20 -- aired a contest between five couples with the
winning couple getting to adopt a real live baby. So you can’t curse
on American network TV but you can give away a human being
like a puppy.
The reality TV trend extends way beyond American borders,
however. It's a truly global trend phenomenon infiltrating homes
around the world.
For those of you who think that we Americans have sunk to all
time reality lows, it may be that British reality TV has us beat
with their ever so popular There's Something About Miriam.
Turns out that while viewers knew from the start that Miriam was a
male/female transsexual, the contestants, which included a Royal
Marine Commando, an ex lifeguard and a ski instructor, did not.
Contestants were encouraged to kiss, hug and cuddle with Miriam. And
get this: they find out the truth three weeks into the show when
Miriam lifts up his skirt! Fortunately the Marine wasn't armed. The
male contestants are suing Sky TV and the shows producers, one of
whom was punched out by the Marine. The show has been shelved.
European broadcasters did have the sense to turn down
Make Me A Mum, a show being shopped by reality giant Endemol,
in which a group of male contestants compete to become the sperm
donor to a women who agrees to become impregnated. The twist --
there's always a twist -- is that the two final contestants will be
chosen by biological compatibility or personal compatibility, love
or science. Now shopping the show in the USA, Endemol has decided
not to use microscopic cameras to view the journey of the sperm.
Further, there's talk of Endemol forming a contest for a Reality
Show called Sperm Race. Could someone hose down these
guys?
In an effort to put Chinese reality TVon the map,
producer Sarah Zhang chronicled an eight-day odyssey shot on a
$60,000 budget called Quest USA in which four teams of
young people steeped in Chinese culture from Hong Kong, Taiwan and
the US compete against each other on a weird road trip through New
England, The Amish Country, the Rural South, and Miami Beach. Not
quite sure how they compete but the twist is that instead of going
for each others jugular -- like American reality TV teammates --
these guys display the Chinese sensibility of cooperation and team
work…and making it hard to weed them out. Now there’s a new reality
concept.
Star Academy is a talent contest featuring sixteen
young men and women living in a house. Sound familiar? Oh, but the
house is in Beirut. The edited version airs on Friday nights but
hardcore junkies can get seven day twenty-four hour access via the
Arbscat Satellite. The contestants take classes, cook, clean, and
perform. The winner gets a recording contract. The show is a
cultural phenomenon but has been denounced by Sheikh Abdul Al-Sudias
and outlawed claiming the bonding between the sexes was "killing
shame and honor in the hearts of Muslims."
Reality TV has even infiltrated Baghdad. Picture it: we open
on a humble clay house that has been ravished by war on one of the
cities meanest streets. A knock on the door. An impoverished man
opens the door. "Surprise! We have presents for you," exclaims host
Shaima Emad Zubair, batting her blue-mascaraed eyelashes.
Labor and Materials is Iraq's version of Extreme Home
Makeover and the country's first Reality Show. In
fifteen-minute episodes shot over six weeks, houses blasted by US
bombs are repaired. The true irony lies in the fact that these
refurbished houses will be subject to subsequent bombings and
destruction. As the crew pulls away from the completed house they
film the aftermath of a bombing that just took place down the
street. Now that's reality.
Like it or not, reality TV is here to stay, firmly anchored in
every corner of the planet.
Julie Nicholson is a writer/producer/actress
based in Los Angeles.